All insurance is trash, so it’s hard to just point the finger at Tesla here. And I’m curious if it’s actually “Tesla” insurance or if they’re just white-labeling a third-party provider.

Finance person: “The anti-theft etching is $750...”
Me: “I didn’t ask for that and I’m not paying for it.”
Finance person “But it’s already been done...”
Me: “ I don’t care. I didn’t ask for that and I’m not paying for it.”
Finance person “Well we can’t take it off, so...”
Me: “Not my problem. I didn’t ask for it and I’m…

I know Sonoma Raceway has a class just for high school students at Wednesday Night Drags and I bet many other tracks do, too. The high school kids are the only ones who get to race the cops in “Top the Cops,” too!

“No cover-up or anything like that.”

I don’t like Mercedes. Budget: up to $20,000

I don’t like Mercedes. Budget: up to $20,000

I’ve always wanted to do a British sports car with a Ford 2.3 turbo mill! I prefer one where the rest of the car hasn't been ruined, though. ND for this ugly duck.

Won’t somebody think of the asphalt?? 

The QX80 should lose 100% of its value the second it’s made. Good god, those things are ugly. 

Well, I guess I’d better revise my car rental strategy. 

This 100%. Not matter how long or how much you pay them, they fight you tooth and nail on every single fucking claim. On top of that, these days they’ll drop you if you have the audacity to file a claim and use the service that you pay for. Insurance companies can burn. All of them.

“Gaming” is the nice industry term for throwing away your money gambling. 

Just in case the stupid neck ink wasn’t enough of a tip off that dude is a real class act:

Nevada taxes gambling revenue instead of personal income. 

Gaming taxes are supposed to make up for the lack of income tax revenue in Nevada.

The shitty spray paint all over everything and the filthy interior point to this being some kind of tweaker-owned heap. Who knows what else they have messed with and ruined. Hard pass.

Just because you fucked up and bought a truck that’s unreliable, expensive, and difficult to work on doesn’t mean you get to remove emissions controls and poison everyone around you.

I dropped the hate right when the latest gen Prius came out. Damn thing looks slick as fuck! I'll have to drive one, but I'm seriously considering a Prime when I turn in the Polestar next year.

If you’re financing it they do. If you pay cash they probably give zero shits if you have insurance.

Is it slides? It’s not slides. BORING.