A good start to solving this problem is not allowing the police to spend any asset forfeiture proceeds. 

The most important thing we need to figure out here is who the badass is that put Torq Thrusts on the sled!

I think I’m familiar with this technique and you basically just raise the jack until it makes contact with the lift point. You don’t raise it so much that it takes load off of the stands.

I do this and also stick the wheels under the frame/rockers. I am extra extra paranoid about getting crushed to death. 

Hey dude, hold my fermented apples and watch this! 

Every time I look at this thing, it gets stupider. Have fun poking holes in your thighs with those pointy ass edges on the tailgate. 

Ah, I was going off of the “In total there are 19 miles of tunnels” bit from the article. And being something from Musko, I figured they were just using regular old TBMs and calling it an “innovation” for no reason.

I think that $56 million for 19 miles of underground transportation is a smokin’ deal. I mean, the 1.7 mile San Francisco Central Subway MUNI extension cost $2 fucking billion. Using passenger cars instead of trains, or at least vans or something, was monumentally stupid. Then again, pretty much anything is better…

When you pay an extra 30% for the tickets, it will feel even more premium!

Holy shit, the fake V-12 engine cover seals the deal for me! This is pure comedy in car form. 

Gotta love that VW quality! They sure are nice to drive when the check engine light isn’t flashing and parts aren’t falling off, though.

Look on your feet. In your closet. In your kitchen. In your living room. Anywhere and everywhere around you are things that are made in China. Count all of the things that you own that aren’t made there, then give me a call about how you “buy American”. To completely fuck your argument, all automakers are global…

The police give zero fucks about auto theft. The one time I had a car stolen it took three hours for the cops to show up and take a report, even though I literally called 911 as I saw it driving away. Cop parked on my lawn and didn’t even get out of the car to take the report.

I don’t know the last time I got all the way through a 5-minute YouTube video, let alone one that’s 15 minutes long. It’s pretty freaking entertaining. Just watch it and tell some kids to get off your damn lawn later.

That's great! Still doesn't make EV maintenance costs unusually high.

I’m not hanging onto any modern car, ICE or EV, for more than five years, so I’m not tripping on that.

They're not making up for it with me. I'm only driving it for one more year.

They said repairs and maintenance. EVs generally have lower maintenance costs than ICE vehicles. 

Since when do EVs have insane maintenance costs? I just got the 20k service done on my Polestar and you know what they did? Replace the wiper blades and filled the washer fluid. It cost $0. 

Every. Single. Time.