Let's see here. The steering wheel is on the wrong side, it has a POS boat anchor 460 and a slush box, and it's beat to shit. How's about no. 

Oh fuck, have fun getting your thigh filleted on the corners of that tailgate. The closer you look, the stupider it gets.

What the fuck is that dashboard supposed to be? An 80s bathroom vanity?

Yeah, the Conti has the same top setup as the T-Bird. Luckily I just had to fiddle with some of the switches and lube everything up on mine then it worked. Most of the time. 

That would have to be a 1966 Thunderbird convertible. Okay, I got it for free at an estate sale, but I spent a couple thousand getting it running safely. I always loved these from afar, with their beautifully appointed interiors, wrap-around back seat, super rad power top operation, and rocket-age looks. But holy crap…

Round headlight first-gen Subie wagon with the white wagon wheels? Hell yeah, so much want.

Thanks for the tip, mom.

Haa, shit. Always remember, tweakers and junkies will steal ANYTHING. When I lived in the city, my rule was “leave nothing in the car but the carpet.” The one time I broke it, I left a bag full of shopping bags in the car. Some fucker smashed my window to investigate and probably left disappointed.

If everybody else is always an asshole, you’re probably the asshole. Seems to apply here.

It’s Terrell Owens. There’s a 99.99% chance that he had it coming. 

On the early Valiant—there was a lot of weird and ugly shit coming from American automakers from 58-62. They were unsuccessfully moving away from the high-profile big-wing age to the lower-profile early 60s rocket-age designs and it was often a mish-mash of stuff that just didn’t work.

Strangely, RDU only has a Popeyes! At least in the terminals I have been in. While Popeyes is tops in the west, I’m picking Bo when I’m in the southeast. 

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

I was driving to work one morning and saw this Mustang wedged into the bike path on the southbound side of the Golden Gate Bridge. How in god’s name they made it that far and why they tried to keep going down a path that’s about three feet narrower than the car is beyond me. Oh, wait. It was drinking.

I went to North Carolina a few weeks ago and hogged out on some serious Bojangles. That fried chicken is no fucking joke. The biscuits are not to be flexed with, either.

Keeping anything you don’t want stolen in your car isn’t a good idea. Keeping a freaking gun in your car is monumentally stupid.

That’s what I thought at first too, then I remembered that boats are an awful handy way to ship contraband to places that don’t give a crap about our laws. It’s also extremely unlikely that there is a lot if any metal processing going on in Hawaii, especially the illegal stuff, so all the stolen cats are probably…

I know square bodies are hot, but $14k for a beat shit 80s Silverado? Just no.

Just because you make a mistake on the track and crash does not automatically make you an idiot. Now, putting new brakes on your car and taking it on the track without bedding the pads and rotors or even being confident that you bled them correctly, that’s not too smart. It sucks dude got hurt, but it sounds like he…

Oh for fuck’s sake. So the absolute worst perpetrator of charging junk fees is going to weasel out of abiding by the law. Great, the application to car dealers was the only reason I was excited to hear about this.