Holy shit! Both of mine sleep with me and it's a sobering thought that two adorable sociopaths lie curled up at my feet. I caught both of them stalking and killing a big, fat cute bumblebee that was buzzing around my yard. I try to keep my cats inside as mucj as possible. The cats never leave the yard, but my…

nice mischa barton dig. but i like anna better with her sunglasses- i imagine her having really shifty eyes under them.

Yeah, I think we should consider it a failure of the education system if there are 13 year olds who DON'T know what reproductive organs look like.

I said something similar when I see my rescue cats Chowder and Schnitzel staring down at me from the very top bannister. "We could kill you, but we lack the size an strength," as they give me a knowing kitty-cat smirk.

Last week's post about guys with scruff being hot is spot on, re: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. I find him incredibly hot on GoT seasons 2 and 3 when he's all bearded and dirty, but in season 1 and in the picture above, he's just too pretty, like an incestuous Medieval Ken Doll. I'm normally not a big fan of facial hair, …

touché!

Can we also discuss how it's always the worst people who say "you either love me or hate me!"?

Really and truly, one of the most beautiful women on Earth, amirite?

Plot twist: some of us girls are ALSO watching it for Leighton. She oozes power and sexiness.

I don't take any medication and never have. As I mentioned to another poster, I've had hormonal BC increase my sex drive in the past, but the side effects I get from taking it are too horrific and unhealthy to make it worth it.

I really miss Gossip Girl and I don't CARE who knows it! Well maybe I care a bit, but it's manageable.

When I was in college, with my first boyfriend, I was definitely the more sexually interested partner. I wanted us to go at it pretty often - at least once or twice a week - but was lucky to get once or twice a month. It was insanely frustrating and demoralizing.

Ha, I like that you specify dinner conversation because I actually have to be very careful and censor myself when I'm eating dinner in public. I could very easily rob the tables next to mine of their appetites (unintentionally, of course! My fascinations aren't really shared by the world at large).

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Oh, this week. It was a wonderful week, starting with absolutely killing a tough embalming exam, stealing the show at the college's student life celebration by helping my fellow funeral club representatives carry a casket in the club parade, then attending a lovely convocation at which I received a prestigious award,…

I need help from any Jezzies who read YA! I work at a bookstore and I volunteered to organize and lead a book club for teens. The premise of the book club is that we discuss books that haven't been released yet, sooo are there any fall/ late summer YA releases that you are particularly excited about (well-known or…

I would actually really love a column about this. I am not part of that demographic, but have been in the 'assigned' category of being a mother and then a non-mother after my son passed. I still feel like a mother, and although I don't think I will have another child it feels odd to be excluded from that demographic.…

I sent an email to Jezebel a few weeks ago asking about a possible post/column about what I call 'The Invisible Woman'; a woman who is 'outside' the supposed (horrible) norms of advertising age groups yet is still a very active worker/person in communities, the economy and society. A woman who is not defined as being…

I love sleezy 70's/80's lingerie. It's so much more fun than today's stuff. 70's and 80's lingerie says "I want to fuck, I want to have fun, and I want to be a filthy as possible," while today's either says "Look how sophisticated I am in my beaded negligee" which is just a big yawner, or "TEE HEE I'M DRESSED UP…

Well, great. Now my brain is going to give me a medley of Ratt's "Round and Round" and Cinderella's "Shake Me" for the next three days. Nice going, Jezebel.