“Too bad I only have an Ivy league education,multiple Broadway credits & Emmy nom to fall back on.#shittyjournalism”

That makes me so sad.

We are SO sorry for him.

I apologize because I’m Canadian. I apologuize to CHAIRS when I run into them.

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a joke, a play on the horribly racist term “porch monkey.” I haven’t heard that term in years, and I live in WV.

False. Tripping on ambien is monumentally pleasurable. Reading this article is not.

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

I use “actually” and “kinda” A LOT. I keep typing it “I kinda like that though...” When in reality I like it, but I’m embarassed about it or think I’ll be called out about it. Or “actually I don’t think that is what happened” comes out of my mouth a lot so that no one gets mad at me for correcting them. It’s this…

a phd student of creative writing/english

Pòrquè là àùtòrà nò sàbè ùtìlìzàr còrrèctàmèntè lòs sìgnòs dìàcrìtìcòs.

White Appreciation Day? Is Independence Day not enough or....??? I’m legitimately asking.

Wow, do you think so? I thought it was MFA nightmare writing.

But his horse died in the Swamp of Sadness.

For anyone here who says vaccines are dangerous - the method used to produce vaccines has been studied for over 200, close to 300 years. Cars have been around for less. Microwave ovens have been around for less. VACCINES HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN HANDWASHING AS A MEDICAL PRACTICE.

Pretty sure Lisa Ann is way more articulate and has a better handle on the important issues than SP.

Don't go forgetting the Grumman Goose ;-)

"Latest story of abuse of power and gun rape depresses Satan"

The fact that they didn't even care enough to put together a credible story shows the contempt for black life and their confidence in a system/nation where such a ridiculous story will be believed ........Cuz you know black people

We celebrated by making hot dogs, corn on the cob, and root beer floats, watching the fireworks on TV, and watching National Treasure. If I'm going to have my history distorted beyond recognition, it's going to be fun and contain Nicholas Cage.