The hell with the grills, that dude’s tattoo is mezmerizing! Is that a stealth bomber strafing Helm’s Deep???

Ok, waaaaay back in the dark ages of 1982, I remember an episode of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, where a guy had invented something he called Sunflowers, which, if I remember correctly, used an array of lenses and fiber optics to pipe natural sunlight into interior rooms of houses. Surely someone has used this tech in…

Possibly the only human being who might actually fail a Turing Test.

Way to put tab “A” into slot “B”

Isn’t Dragonstone lousy with the stuff?

I’ll check Lycos to see if Angelfire or Geocities can host us. Wanna start a webring?

I don't think that's so unusual. Anecdotal evidence: Bram Stoker's Dracula. Every woman i've ever asked about it mentions a certain graveyard scene being in their "bank".

Been there. "shudder"

I was desperately hoping they were something made from actual nutria, but alas, apparently not.

Fuckin' magnetars, man. How do they work?

Surely I'm not the only one who finds this report...troubling?

There is no spoon.

It might not be Excalibur or Stormbringer, but surely there must be some love for Terminus Est.?

I dunno...maybe if you "don't want to put hateful things out there" or whatever, why not, say, pick people who aren't garbage to live in your house?

Remember a few years ago when the show Jehricho was cancelled and its fans inundated the network with nuts? I say we use that strategy here: everyone who reads this article should mail a butt plug to the VA State Capitol Building.

'Active apathy'? Isn't that an oxymoron?

If you're going to get a gold tooth, why the hell would it be a bottom canine?

Yeah, why waste any consideration on someone who actually grows and changes as a human being. Fuck'em if they didn't have the moral development of Gandhi from the womb like some of us.

A man may have a whip, or he may have a wife, but not both.

I don't know what Dr. Fisher has said, but Desmond Morris has noted that a high, round MALE ass has almost always been regarded as sexually attractive (across peoples and cultures, I mean).