I remember seeing the episode with the Palin-spawn and wondering just how bad the takes they didn't use were. I don't think even Pruno could help that.

Pimp. Story. Line.

I netflixed it once, watched the first episode. Got to the part where one of the friends says something like "You better not even think about abortion!" when the lead tells them she's knocked up, and i realized, yeah, this is not my show.

My dad called that car-accident pretty.

No matter how ridiculous the dialog you make up is, it's still better than the actual writing.

1) Her name is Chanel Iman

This one...hasn't aged that well. Looks like a Fiero with a body kit. No wonder Chuckles's traded it in on a Fiat.

Oil, schmoil, we got dinosaur turds!

Nothing in Demolition Man ever bears mentioning.

Talk about your dystopian futures....

Can I get some love for futurecars that actually existed?

That's interesting. Most cartoon fandoms (non-anime) that I'm familiar with tend to be heavily sausage-centric, with two exceptions: Thundercats and Gargoyles. Both shows have extremely dedicated fanbases among both men and women. I'd say for Gargoyles it's pretty obvious why-if that show were on today, it would…

If I knew how to install that Charles Kane slow-clap GIF here, I would.

It's utterly fucking amazing just how many people have missed the point of this article already. I'ts only been up about half an hour and I've already read at least a dozen variations of "Swearing displays low class/intelligence/vocabulary!"* and ZERO comments on her actual point.

I'm sorry, which is supposed to be the "sad" part? So far all I'm getting is an interesting Match.com ad.

Maybe you're evil?

These pages contain two thirds of my middle sister's childhood loves: Jem and the Holograms and She-Ra Princess of Power. The only thing missing is the Thundercats. Must be on a different page, probably over in the "boys" section.

I THINK the purple cat was Skeletor's mount, which I guess would make him part of the He-Man line.

That's Outrageous!

This is the book that changed mine. Screw all those paleo-vegan-macrbiotic-fad diets, this is where it's at. Since I've been on it, my stress levels have gone waaaaay down, my hair has gotten shinier and healthier, I've developed the forearms of Apollo, AND I've slashed nearly a third from my monthly grocery bill.