I'm in love with a man who decided romance = reading me Cormac McCarthy books in bed.

It's above $23,000 now.

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

Man it makes it really hard to hate the aristocracy when one of them does something with so much class. Maybe they aren't all inherently evil.

It's such a relief that my daughter Anduril, Flame of the West Username will still be unique when she hits school age.

Hmm, I thought Miranda Kerr looked almost frighteningly thin in her Gala picture.

This might be worth a watch as long as it's not opposite the J-Love Hewitt Handjob Hour. Priorities and all.

Hmm, maybe I could have normalized my brain chemisty if I were just more committed to talking about it....

I've seen this guy on tv before-some sort of dick special on HBO- and I think he more than anyone else broke me of that "Bigger is always better" mindset that men are spoon-fed by porn. The guy complains about being known only for his dick, but he really doesn't seem to have anything else to offer; he has all the…

I think he's now a member of the Kingsguard.

These accusations are totally bogus. I ask you, would a Uni president who challenges people to fistfights in open meetings ever stand for those types of shennanigans?

Wow, a real face! With smile lines and eye crinkles and everything. After 90,000 Real Housewives shows it's easy to forget that most people DON'T look like their faces were sculpted by Rick Baker.

She would make a great Macbeth! And she's no stranger to gender bending roles...

Okay, now I'm looking forward to Lohan's Gooplite blog:

The Pro-Glove Lobby will litigate you into an early grave. Isotoner makes the Illuminati look like boy scouts.

Now that I think about it, there may be a way to reconcile Superstrings with Quantum Gravity....crap! I've got to write this down before something distracts m@%$#&...

Well, I understand Europeans are supposed to be very "civilized" about these things.

Pretty sure she's already orbiting out there somewhere in the Oort Cloud.

Well, you can learn a lot even from failed experiments, even badly designed ones. And all information, even if it's only "Don't do that again!" is worthwhile to advancing human knowledge. To me, limiting the pool to volunteers negates any ethical qualms of such a venture. Truthfully, I would go even if I were…

You stay on earth and eat some bad blowfish: BAM, you're dead. You develop something that needs specialized treatment, but your sucky insurance doesn't cover "experimental treatments": BAM, you're dead. You think that it's safe to back in the water: Bam, Jaws 4. You wish you were dead.