Mmmm...definite sword-swallowing, definite tonsorial play, but i think the buggery stayed implied. Unless i missed a scene...

Couple of things...POSSIBLE SPOILERS?...Bronn names Lollys's kid Tyrion, apparently just for shits & giggles. A deepeningly paranoid Circe tries to arrange his untimely demise. Unfortunately she employs an idiot; Sir Bronn of the Blackwater ends up Lord Protector of Stokeworth, 'cause that's just how he rolls.

Dick Crabb? I admit to wondering if he'll make the cut for the show, but i don't see why anyone would lose sleep over it...

I'm hoping for a quasi-medieval reboot of Punky Brewster.

My Vulcan-eyebrow fetish just hit Ludicrous Speed.

It's fun to see which different body parts got exaggerated...

Jewel...is a cannibal? 'Eat of my flesh, drink of my blood'

I remember seeing the episode with the Palin-spawn and wondering just how bad the takes they didn't use were. I don't think even Pruno could help that.

Yes! You're absolutely right! NOTHING was accomplished over the three movie series.

(shakes head) Nononononono...Everyone in Zion thought this was the case, and we're stuck with their point of view, so it seems like fact to us, but an Unreliable Narrator is still unreliable, even if he's unaware of the fact.

Pimp. Story. Line.

I netflixed it once, watched the first episode. Got to the part where one of the friends says something like "You better not even think about abortion!" when the lead tells them she's knocked up, and i realized, yeah, this is not my show.

...Are you serious?

My dad called that car-accident pretty.

Man, you have the worst Homeroom ever.

No matter how ridiculous the dialog you make up is, it's still better than the actual writing.

Wait, wait, wait; you're using Anonymous and Wikileaks to BOLSTER your argument?????

1) Her name is Chanel Iman

Some members of the cast will suffer untimely deaths and the guy playing the dad will go on to lead a long running tv series about the wacky hijinks of a midwestern college football coach.

This one...hasn't aged that well. Looks like a Fiero with a body kit. No wonder Chuckles's traded it in on a Fiat.