It's utterly fucking amazing just how many people have missed the point of this article already. I'ts only been up about half an hour and I've already read at least a dozen variations of "Swearing displays low class/intelligence/vocabulary!"* and ZERO comments on her actual point.

I'm sorry, which is supposed to be the "sad" part? So far all I'm getting is an interesting Match.com ad.

Maybe you're evil?

These pages contain two thirds of my middle sister's childhood loves: Jem and the Holograms and She-Ra Princess of Power. The only thing missing is the Thundercats. Must be on a different page, probably over in the "boys" section.

I THINK the purple cat was Skeletor's mount, which I guess would make him part of the He-Man line.

That's Outrageous!

This is the book that changed mine. Screw all those paleo-vegan-macrbiotic-fad diets, this is where it's at. Since I've been on it, my stress levels have gone waaaaay down, my hair has gotten shinier and healthier, I've developed the forearms of Apollo, AND I've slashed nearly a third from my monthly grocery bill.

I'm in love with a man who decided romance = reading me Cormac McCarthy books in bed.

It's above $23,000 now.

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

Man it makes it really hard to hate the aristocracy when one of them does something with so much class. Maybe they aren't all inherently evil.

It's such a relief that my daughter Anduril, Flame of the West Username will still be unique when she hits school age.

Hmm, I thought Miranda Kerr looked almost frighteningly thin in her Gala picture.

This might be worth a watch as long as it's not opposite the J-Love Hewitt Handjob Hour. Priorities and all.

Hmm, maybe I could have normalized my brain chemisty if I were just more committed to talking about it....

I've seen this guy on tv before-some sort of dick special on HBO- and I think he more than anyone else broke me of that "Bigger is always better" mindset that men are spoon-fed by porn. The guy complains about being known only for his dick, but he really doesn't seem to have anything else to offer; he has all the…

I think he's now a member of the Kingsguard.

These accusations are totally bogus. I ask you, would a Uni president who challenges people to fistfights in open meetings ever stand for those types of shennanigans?

Wow, a real face! With smile lines and eye crinkles and everything. After 90,000 Real Housewives shows it's easy to forget that most people DON'T look like their faces were sculpted by Rick Baker.

She would make a great Macbeth! And she's no stranger to gender bending roles...