Engorgio Patronus!

Please pardon my ignorance, but does the "y" in womyn signify something specific? Is it just an alternative to the -man or -men spellings or is there more to it?

They look like a soap opera version of good/evil twins.

SERIOUS control issues

I actually thought Gendry would have been better cast as Renly. There's nothing wrong with the guy that actually plays Renly, of course, but he's supposed to be one of the three most handsome men in Westeros, right? He should be more striking.

The voice, maybe? On one of the disc commentaries, one of the show runners remarked that after hearing Iain Glen doing table reads, he now hears everything he reads himself in Glen's voice.

Holy crap, you're right! I can't unsee that now.

From my forays into getting counseling, I've come to the conclusion that at least half the benefit of any therapy is simply being able to UNLOAD.

Che? We were told you were dead...

Short? Armenian? Plastic?

Growing up is a bitch, ain't it?

Aah...too bad. I would be like a hundred times more interested in this movie if R.G.'s only dialogue was lines from other movies.

No, retirement isn't enough; he should die in a spectacularly flashy way. Flying a plane into a mountain, driving a Porsche into a nuclear power plant, made to walk the plank by particularly ill-favored buccaneers, something to make people say "Daaaaaaammmn"

He cribbed a line from B.S.'s Dracula?

Seventeen. And yes, I do feel guilty for looking at her twitted bikini pictures from the other day.

They had to kill babies in the books too: to earn their pointy hats, they had to go to the market, buy a baby, and kill it in front of it's mother.

Funny thing is, Sam would agree wholeheartedly with your assessment; he absolutely DOES NOT belong in the Night's Watch.

GO TO A DOCTOR. Sooner would be better than later.

Eh, keep the Dire Wolves; if we're talking fantasy animals, I want Mouse from the Dresden Files.

They're working on those too, actually, over in Europe.