Melancholy?

Live the dream, my friend.

Yikes. What a selfish bastard.

Well if you can't find true love on sugardaddy.com, it probably just doesn't exist.

(GAG)

I know fuck-all about rhinoplasty, granted, but you have a selection to choose from, right?

Oh yeah, the "Hee-Haw Gang". I don't think the hoe-down industry has ever recovered from their reign of terror.

You think it's creepy now, wait'll the store closes and it comes to life!

You're one ahead of me. Or would that be two?

And yet if you strangle someone wearing this shirt, they'd make you out to be the bad guy.

Everybody munches on their own feet once in a while.

Why is that man wearing a tube top?

Their army of handlers will make sure of it.

Didn't make it to the third paragraph, huh?

So Portlandia is actually a documentary?

You, sir, are well named.

Haven't warmed up to Girls much at all really, but a James Thurber shout-out?!

Boo! Calling her a mannequin just reinforces the Patriarchy!

Was that the video where the female tries to use a rubber raft as a diaphragm?

I hope the walrus returned the favor. I hear they tend to be selfish.