You think it's creepy now, wait'll the store closes and it comes to life!

You're one ahead of me. Or would that be two?

And yet if you strangle someone wearing this shirt, they'd make you out to be the bad guy.

Everybody munches on their own feet once in a while.

Why is that man wearing a tube top?

Their army of handlers will make sure of it.

Didn't make it to the third paragraph, huh?

So Portlandia is actually a documentary?

You, sir, are well named.

Haven't warmed up to Girls much at all really, but a James Thurber shout-out?!

Boo! Calling her a mannequin just reinforces the Patriarchy!

Was that the video where the female tries to use a rubber raft as a diaphragm?

I hope the walrus returned the favor. I hear they tend to be selfish.

You need new friends.

Mississippi! Making Louisiana feel (slightly) better about itself since 1817.

"Mississippi Bureau of Investigation spokesman Warren Strain said it did not appear to be a natural death..."

If they just do a tour with Elton John standing in as "Bitchy Spice", I would follow them like hippies followed the Dead.

"independent financial services professional"

'S true: I fell asleep on one of their commuters once. When I woke up I was circumcised.

Does Nomura use some kind of lazer force-field to keep men out of the "Ladies" rooms?