I KNEW IT! Teh wimmenz been holdin' out us Y-chromosoners. 'Salright, be that way. The lads and I'll just have to muddle through with our brick pizza ovens, humidors, Guinness taps and fine selection of single-malts.

Well, in one episode of 2 Broke Girls, there were mentions of pearl necklaces and anal sex, so, baby steps, right?

I think the guerrilla/freedom fighter aesthetic fits better with their whole ethos.

Hipsters really aren't what they used to be.

Thanks for articulating that better than I could.

What does he do with his Saturdays? My grandmother was the same way, but she would usually just watch tv all day until mealtimes. Of course by that time in her life there were generations of people to do the cooking, cleaning, shopping, etc. Lifetime habits are hard to break, I guess.

I just figure she has SATC running on a 24-hr feed to screens in every room in her house.

Holy crap! Madonna is Judge Doom! That explains....absolutely nothing, really, but watch your backs, Toons!

Di Nada. Good Luck.

When exactly did one's rising time become a character judgement anyway? I'm a night owl from a family of night owls; we OWN that shit. Who says you can't have a family dinner at 2 am or breakfast at sundown?

Well, everyone knows the higher your melanin count the higher your sex drive, and all those Asian kids are busy doing their math and science homework anyway.

Even Terry Richardson would find it creepy.

Did they even start with an actual photograph? It looks like something done by a t-shirt shop at a local mall.

Fedor Emelianenko, Little Hercules, and now this girl? Someone in the former USSR is playing Frankenstein.

Mallory Archer is real?????

Only the females of his "species" have claws on all four limbs: 2 on each arm, 1 on each leg.

Isn't the Dreadfort landlocked?

LET VALHALLA KNOW BOZO COMES!!!

Wow. Just Wow. It should be illegal to gather that many hot people in one place. What if there's a fire? It could be disastrous to humanity's hotness index.

Well in ADWD he still has certain...uses.