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The gif that keeps on giving.

What an absolute douche this guy is. "I don't know about you, but I'm a sexual person" - oh, so you're basically saying the wifey wouldn't put out anymore? Way to throw her under the bus in a national publication. What exactly did YOU do to fix the problem?

"I don't need to justify how I earn a living any more than you do."

if your significant other won’t let you play “Int’l Players Anthem” at your wedding, it simply wasn’t meant to be.

My undergrad is in stats. I have been told to tell anyone I might date that my degree is in something else...anything except the very manly stats!

I feel your pain. The other day I yelled at my husband for pouring out half of a Dasni. That shit isn't cheap. "It's been sitting here for days" he said. "You could at least give it to the dogs!" I yelled. He continued pouring.

No, I totally know it’s real, and I’m not ignorant and I don’t believe the conspiracy- But I find conspiracy theories endlessly fascinating, and the insanity surrounding Lyme is by far the one that fascinates me the most.

My brother had it- I know this shit is real. But there is still an insane conspiracy theory about it.

Sorry, I’m in rare form tonight and half the comments seem to think it’s a made up disease. I thought you meant conspiracy as in it wasn’t a real thing.

In my mind, your baby is tiny (tinier) Ariana Grande.

hott hott hott...best pic she's ever taken! <3

It actually looks better than her normal hairstyle. THE JOKE'S ON YOU, PERRY.

And poorly dressed?

Who on earth wants pizza made by an Irish family in Indiana?

Unfortunate image of Crystal O'Connor via ABC 57.

As a gay man, I'm outraged. I was seriously considering a pizza party themed wedding and now...eh, who am I kidding. I just came here to say:

"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I in your way? I'm just trying to watch the father of my child perform on national television."

I just find it so strange that nowhere in this piece do you mention that Bertinelli was married to Eddie Van Halen. For twenty-six years. I mean yes, "everyone" knows that, but next time, please think of the children so we can ward off a million "who?" comments. The internet is already cluttered with "What's Van…