You're so precious.

I would disagree, but that's definitely not an uncommon thought.

A lot of things are racist! But sorry to speak about that in a public forum where you can stumble across it, my dude!

Repeatedly punching face then unwrapping opponents cold, dead hands off of your body is the new mic drop.

I'm sorry but this shit is not a "sport" it is barbaric nonsense, no matter which gender does it.

Who has ever questioned Mayweather over heavyweights?

I don't think it's demeaning or anything, and anyway it's just a promoter trying to hype his fighter, but on the other hand, how is it illuminating? Rousey is overwhelming her challengers athletically, but at root she's a superior technical fighter; that makes her a little different from the young Tyson, who whatever…

Is de shoes.

Got into an argument last week because my husband put mayo in the mashed potatoes he made for us and he didn't say anything until after I'd eaten it.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Mukesh and three other women were convicted and sentenced to death by hanging, a conviction they're appealing."

"Mukesh and three other women were convicted and sentenced to death by hanging..."

FYI, third paragraph reads "Mukesh and three other women were convicted and sentenced to death by hanging"

Wait, what?

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

Thank you for making this story a teensy bit less sad.

If you are going to use any of the terms "Social Justice Warrior", "feminazi", or "beta/alpha male," first log off, then set yourself on fire.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.