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My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

Oh man GWAR is insane. I saw them in concert a few years ago, crazy fun but yeah...set asides all sense of decency or revulsion to bodily fluids if you want to enjoy the show.

The ONLY time I have ever heard of GWAR was in the Sega Genesis "Beavis and Butthead" game.

Mike Judge better get checks from those folks on a regular basis.

Vulvatron is probably the best name ever to have been named from the book of named names.

Fashion Forward.

I normally hate denim on denim, but JLo looks so gorgeous that I ain't even mad.

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

Are you sure you're not being a smidgen elitist?

You know showing porn to children is a form of abuse and in some states means jail time. This isn't pearl clutching, I mean pedophiles do this to groom their victims. The parents are right to be concerned.

Except, if they could prove that he was intending to have the 4-year old see it, couldn't he be charged with abuse? Showing children pornography is considered a form of sexual abuse.

I would wear the shit out of this if it came in any color other than mauve.

I kind of love this.

Big gals like to be avant-garde, too, you know.

On the catwalk? On the catwalk? Did she shake her little tush on the catwalk?

Are knee highs back??? I've been waiting for this day for like 20 years.

Where are the sleeves? Elsa's dresses have sleeves. Who does a girl have to marry to get some sleeves on a wedding dress?

They took Elsa's dress and ... turned it into every third wedding dress on the rack.