"Moments later, Alice becomes translucent, disappearing in a poof of xenophobia and outrage."

And here's an excellent take-down of the first article as well, which really points out that you can't just throw the word "SCIENCE!" around and expect that it will be so.

Women who identify as straight and who kiss other women for attention, a thrill, or "an experience." Sigh. I used to find them profoundly annoying.

"This comes from a place of love..."

Dem jowlssssss, so pink and plush - I would nuzzle them forever!

Me too! I was like "about what are we uncertain - their race, their gender? Or...or are they just uncertain, wandering around life in a cloud of confusion? Wait. What was the point of this pie-chart again?"

"Uncertain men/women"!? I have never seen the qualifier of "uncertain" used for individuals whose race is not readily apparent.

Non-binary sexual orientation: This will not go well.

At first it was a bit unexpected...

I just want to say how much I appreciated your attempt to engage with someone who clearly has no interest in actual dialogue and is just looking for a platform to air their stupidity and transphobia. Seriously, the last comment actually made me feel sick, and I'm sorry you wasted valuable insight on them.

House of the Rising Son

Man, I would have loved a Marceline figurine (even if she's sometimes considered a D-lister).

Second dog definitely showed some interesting problem solving skills though!

My dream woman.

I've also seen this...because the original wasn't gendered enough for the internetz:

What exactly am I looking at here? Is this like the Saw face mask!? SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!

Goodness, do I love some awkward OKC conversations.

I really like that that GoogleTranslate suggested that "Leopardo Picaro" = "Rogue Leopard", which one could argue is a perfectly acceptable description of a purple and black leopard child.

This is Richard Dawkin's constant "logic win" - or, it must be, considering how often he uses the formula.

Jeez, Richard - if you wanted to defend child abusers, you could have just said so....but nooooo, you had to bring moral relativism into this. Insufferable prick.