Typical Deadspin. Nobody appreciates the gravity of this story. Least of all Perkins or Kennedy.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room. Read more

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Oh, absolutely. I am hating him intensely as I sit here.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.” Read more