Fred Merkle
Fred_Merkle
5/27/17
11:08 PM
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Ah... I finally figured out why they call it a beat writer.

5/24/17
8:28 AM
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They’re going to bat players from other teams in front of him? He’s fourth on the Cubs in OBP (despite an unlucky .224 BABIP) behind Bryant, Rizzo and Zobrist and projects to remain that way. It is entirely reasonable for him to bat leadoff. Read more

3/12/16
5:50 PM
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Nice to finally see a little windfall from the tail end of Ruben Amaro Jr’s tenure with the Phillies when everyone in the organization became accustomed to performing with one hand tied behind their back.

12/27/15
9:52 PM
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Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

12/8/15
4:56 PM
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Plaxico Burress had his whole retirement riding on guns, and he didn’t even know it.

12/6/15
8:08 PM
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You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

10/25/15
4:34 PM
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Unfortunately for the Texans, this wasn’t even the worst blowout in Miami today.

10/22/15
8:21 AM
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Congratulations on using (mostly) your own words to express yourself. This is a big step forward for you. However, I am not a Cub fan. Read more

10/12/15
9:31 PM
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I thought it wasn’t Steve Spurrier’s job to stop Steve Spurrier?

10/12/15
5:29 PM
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Actually, jinxing baseball teams is just one of many powers that the Governor of Texas does not possess.

9/27/15
9:13 PM
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This is great! Thanks for sharing. It's like @pftcommenter, but a little bit less subtle.