Ah... I finally figured out why they call it a beat writer.
Nice to finally see a little windfall from the tail end of Ruben Amaro Jr’s tenure with the Phillies when everyone in the organization became accustomed to performing with one hand tied behind their back.
I thought it wasn’t Steve Spurrier’s job to stop Steve Spurrier?
This is great! Thanks for sharing. It's like @pftcommenter, but a little bit less subtle.