Excellent contribution. I was clearly mistaken. Please continue to use this website as your personal diary.

I’m not sure what you think you’re adding to the conversation. Maybe go outside or something.

Oh, really?

Head injuries in football are bad, but this should be celebrated. Okay.

Thanks for explaining the joke, justin. Very helpful.

Love too read contrived narratives.

Oddly enough, that’s exactly what Joe Buck looks like when he's describing Yadier Molina.

I just hope that after all this DeAndre is able to move into a community with a bigger gate.

Per Fangraphs, it should be noted that while the Astros rank #1 in Z-Swing% (swinging at pitches within the strike zone) they are 17th in O-Swing% (swinging at pitches outside the strike zone).

I just feel sorry for whichever innocent bystander was hit by the water bottle.

Oh, man. What a boner!

4 walks? These must be lifetime stats.

On the bright side, this will add years to his life.

Watney’s ability to hold the vomit down stands in stark contrast to the stuff that comes out of Joe Magrane.

Completely unrelated, but the Brewers have made the same request to their fans.

Glad to see Scooter taking this in stride, but it would have been a lot more fitting if he had moped.

Unfortunately, officials still can’t identify an overt sunk cost.

And was the one/sixth man.

Fantastic read. The mid 1990s Expos were an incredibly fun team to follow.

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