All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

Ouch. A little condensation hasn't caused this much damage to a Canadian baseball team since 1994.

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

This seems like the appropriate ending for an outdated and unethical method of punishment. I also think AP got what he deserved.

This is just part of Jeff Luhnow's latest scheme to acquire credible defensive SSs.

The Lakers are 15-41.

You may think it was dumb to do this exercise even once, but plenty of Washington fans would love to see RG3 retired.

Smart move by the Rangers. They've conclusively answered the longstanding question of how to define a replacement player.

Trust me, that tiny little point guard is better off with the results in limbo.

It's kind of hard to argue that a ball to the face would ever not be foul.

It goes without saying that Chuck C Johnson was not in attendance.

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It's a good name for a baseball player, but it'd be a *great* name for a softball player.

My goodness. I don't think this is what the woman had in mind when she asked for a seat with a good view of the rim.

You'd think as a member of the Browns, he'd be tired of all the booze.

It's funny when Pierce answers questions this way, but nobody will be laughing when Aaron Hernandez does his rendition.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

It's safe to say this is the first time in Smith's career that he's been hesitant to go to the screen.

Manziel may not have been in sync with Gordon, but he clearly made an effort by being high all day.