Unfortunately, Savage was the only thing that went right for the Texans' offense today.

I doubt if Miller takes much offense to this. He also has a history of conspicuous and ill-advised attempts to get off.

Uggh. I can't help but think Arkansas would have seen this coming if only they'd read the back of the quarterback's jersey.

Unfortunately, this isn't going to help dispel the notion that Mozgov is merely a complimentary player.

Belly Butler

Ballark is just a little off. There's definitely a history of iconic Jets players being haunted by spirits.

I don't see how this is possible. My understanding was that he had given it to MLB long ago.

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

It's good to see Marcus addressing concerns about his lack of characters.

(too slow)

I can understand the coach being disappointed in Smith, but it would be pretty hypocritical if he completely gives up on him.

This would never happen in Waco.

Given recent events, I would have thought Belichick would be more sympathetic about the microphone's unwillingness to take the stand.

Of course scoring on Jets is easy for Denver players. Every single one of them is already a member of the Mile High Club.

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You have to admire the dedication of this kid. He really went for it when the coach called for the team to unexpectedly pass.

It's just a shame he did't save his yard work for Sunday, when he surely would have sliced into the trees.

It's no surprise that A-Rod finally gave in to LinkedIn's aggressive emailing; he's always been receptive to needling.

The last person I'd expect to accidentally say something offensive is that big Ferry.

Verlander may have lost his fastball but he's still got his curves.