Meanwhile, Rams players wish backup TE Brad Smelley would hurry up and get his shower over with.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Kansas City already been ending their playoffs in sweeps?

I'm not sure why this is considered cutting edge. Several Bengals have worn tracking devices over the years.

If there's anything we should expect a soccer league to be good at, it's drawing,

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Awfully brave of Schilling to go through this treatment while so many of his ESPN colleagues allow their mouth cancer to spread unabated.

Oh man. It's almost impossible to sympathize with these cops, but who names their kid Gofuck Yourself?

They may have had a hard time with the tarp in Chicago, but it still went more smoothly than the cover up in St. Louis.

Yep.

Mike Piazza sympathized as he, also, was hit multiple times with a golf ball on his back years ago.

I have no desire to watch this, as I've already seen the Paris Hilton sex tape.

This is tame compared to Sammy Sosa's slide, in which we saw his entire body dissappear.

Here's the statement released, which is clearly a translation run through a machine but you get the idea:

Unfortunately, several people have been lost in the maze because of a stubborn unwillingness to leave the field long past the point of credibility.

Rumor has it this was a stunt by a Braves fan intended to prove the irrelevance of an Athletic supporter.

There is just no point to this.

Hard to believe his shoe came off so easily when soccer players are supposed to be thoroughly experienced at tying.

For the sake of everyone on board, let's hope Pierce isn't the plane's most reliable wing.

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