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This won't be the last time he's charged with illegal possession of wildlife if he doesn't stop walking around with those huge pythons.

Authorities were initially skeptical of witnesses' accounts when the Norman, Oklahoma restaurant was described as 'Gourmet.'

Based on his running style, I would have pegged him as more of a Trent Richardson fan.

This is a big misunderstanding. The academic fraud investigation is regarding a theology class.

This is pretty bad. Even Lenny Dykstra made it to retirement before losing his shirt.

It figures Ravens players would have to steal other people's food since their rice was finished so suddenly.

It's simply impossible to deny that this was a dirty move.

I don't think it's asking too much for them to give him a little fucking space. Word is that he'll do it anywhere.

It's a great throw, but nothing will ever beat the time Dave Dravecky tried to pitch like this from the mound.

This is why we can't have professional sports in Vegas. Every time a player gets his leg broken, people are going to get suspicious about the positioning of the line.

This is an awfully specific lifestyle magazine, but I guess there's a market for publications detailing attendance at EverBank Field.

Following an offseason discectomy, Foster is just trying to make it abundantly clear that he has his teammates' backs.

I had trouble not smiling on the mound

Marshawn's mom is pretty tough from behind a keyboard, but reporters know they'll never have to face Sunshine in Seattle.

Any threatened move to the Alamodome is clearly a bluff. Everyone knows that Mark Davis prefers a bowl.

Perhaps Zduriencik needs to be reminded that you're going to have to give up something pretty valuable if you want great players like Justin Smoak and Jesus Montero in return.

* Leaving a shopping cart in a parking space.

To be fair, the student in question is Brandon Weeden.