Jack Russell Wilson.

"one of the worst situations in modern football negotiations."

This is still better than when Kevin Klein tees someone up.

It is odd to see hockey players wearing chaps.

Ahem

"It really wasn't that bad of a drive." - Ted Kennedy

He didn't quite have the chops to pull off the big timer routine.

The inaction of these four men should not define an entire race.

It's actually quite common for forensics teams to take a Swatch from a crime scene.

The introduction of sleeved jerseys has been a big first step to de-incentivize tanks.

Kevin Klein in The Buttcracker

Schaffer just wanted to put the story on ice for a couple of hours.

Is there a vaccination that prevents apathy?

The players simply aren't good enough to reach Macs contracts.

As usual, Rollins is off base.

Too slow to comment and, apparently, too slow to edit.

The Frosted Tipping Point

Outliar

"The Hamilton" is an odd name for a bank.