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The umpires are truly very good at getting the calls correct, but I'd imagine some of the initial reviews are instances of managers challenging calls that they might not question during the regular season just to make sure they go through the process at least once while the games don't count.

Whoa, take it easy Durant. Parson's tan hasn't fully dried yet.

Thanks. I was never very good at geography or making jokes.

He can't be the first to underestimate the effects of gravity in Jupiter.

Yup. Preeeetty crazy posting all that stuff that no one will ever read.

Mr. Met will keep Mrs. Met around because he knows that Sluggerrr is lion.

This is the essence of JaVale McGee.

I'm sure he'll have plenty of opportunities to stand next to Jose Altuve.

All 469 NBA players could be arrested and it would change the arrest rate in the young male demographic 0%.

The face of a man that constantly gets punched in the balls when even savvy media members can't pronounce his name correctly.

Ha! +1

For peak efficiency, newspapers should be delivered directly to the landfill.

Obviously, Kinsler is trying to shed his reputation for being TOOTBLANd.

It's no wonder that Whitlock's computer is defenseless against a hack.

Many of those raisins are simply sour grapes.

You talk about a roll of the tike. This is it!