I'm a small of the back, waist kind of guy myself.

Are we talking the salt flats or your average asphalt?

When I couldn't curl 20 lbs ( in my 20s) I looked anorexic at 190LBS. I'm 6'2". German.

Well...having had ants climb into my ears one night while I was sleeping, I can honestly say WELCOME Mr. Spider. I hope you like Heavy Metal music.

She was stapled. That's current technology. THEN, she bashed her abdomen around like it owed her money.

You just described a whole s**t load of American cars from the 70's.

I...uhhh....would HOPE the designer was fired.

David WROTE the course.

YOU get your face in there! Yeah! Get it in there! Sounds like a South Park episode.

Space Odyssey? Hell, try and make sense of Eraserhead.

My axiom about movies stands proud with Prometheus. Too many preview spoilers before the movie = bleh movie. The movies you see very little previews for or the same one over and over are usually better.

You'r plan is better. Hell, we'd only need rail gun to achieve that goal.

Great thread...I'm crying.

I think they are outsourcing their writing to India.

Think Idiocracy. Because that's the real direction we are going in. These technological marvels will all be forgotten. CERN will be dark, forgotten. Just like the Renaissance era, this is the Technology era. You're in the right place at the right time. If stupidity is the rule, not the exception, we will run…

So are we looking at making PD's? Placebo Doctors? I joke because the main part about dishing out placebos is the act that they are dishing out a real drug. So, MD's would have to learn acting. I for one would like to hear a rendition of MacBeth while the Dr. is inserting something in my ass (like his bill).

I had to heart you for this one. 100% agree.

Yeah, it's like the pill is sending a message that the brain can heal itself. Which makes you wonder if the schizophrenia was caused by some trauma. So, some patients can heal while others can't.

Smile, wave, and back away....slowly...