Thank you CM. You are right. I'm NOT a cannable. I'm glad you have my back.

HAHA! There's SHIT on the coats!!!!

(Dane Cook) WHAT?

My wife is the f'king same way. I get up and I am NOT AWAKE! GET IT!?

I was cool until the brain. For some reason brains are f'king gross to me. Keep them boxed up.

Yeah yeah... We all feel THAT rage. But imagine that bottled up in a pill?

F'k that! I want a RAGE pill!

That particular whale is worth over 100,000,000 yen on the Japanese market.

No shit... WE'LL BLOW UP OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY IF YOU ATTACK US!!

What's funny is it looks like a James Bond car driving in the water.

I would MUCH MUCH rather have the Aston Martin. That Chinese POS is bound to break and there will be no support.

Remember kids: Homosexuality is a gateway to duck sex.

F'k YOU HAL! Seriously, what kind of ass makes a computer like you!

As an amateur CNC machinist...I feel like I'm staring at the face of god when I look at these vending machines. :D Pure awesome.

Yeah, that sounds really good. They thought through everything.

That's a sad statement. MPG is all about friction.

Wait a minute! They wasted their time! All they needed was one single Light grenade. Absolutely diabolical :D

Depends. If they are trained like the IDF then they are lethal. If they are trained at 18 and at 40 are attacked, I doubt they would remember that much training.

You would have to use tactical weapons if you wanted to try and take Switzerland. Even then, you would have no idea how many people are in hiding ready to come out at night and go ape-shit on you. It's an ingenious system. Clearly carefully thought out.

And old friend of mine said: never f'k with the Swiss. Now I know why.