Anger management works both ways.

Been there friend. I decided to show a Saab 9000 what it was like to be hit at 35mph by 500lbs of bike when they run a stop sign. My damage wasn't nearly as bad as I was allowed to fly over the Saab. By bike was crushed into a can of SPAM. Her car had the drivers side car door so severely crushed inward she was…

Well...as someone who has ridden a bike since I was 14 (i'm 43 now) and rode one as my sole vehicle from 20-25 in San Diego (home of the zombie driver). I can tell you what some people I know did.

Fish aren't entirely innocent here.

Probably some assholes were smuggling heroine in fish and some of it accidentally became dolphin food. The perps came back to look for it but couldn't find it.

I don't know why, but a large space ship doing planetfall always gives me the chills.

That's cool. I've never observed that effect.

Interesting, but it sounds like splitting hairs to me (infinite hairs). I'm a math moron BTW.

To all you programmers out there, here is something insanely funny about the 8th circle of hell.

More like scuba suits.

What we need is a resurgence of SPAMku

F'k LOL. when he said 1200hp I LAUGHED HARD. Awesome.

I don't have many idols...this man was one. RIP.

Seriously? Harnessing the power of an entire sun to travel through worm holes or FTL to get to our Earth just for 1.3 billion cubic kilometers of water? Methinks they could just manufacture atoms on demand. Why steal it with that kind of awesome power.

Crap...Sorry. That really sucks.

OK, stupid first, then funny second.

Did you break DURING the turn? Did you? Naughty naughty.

GOD DAMN that testosterone! When I was that age I sure wish there was a dial on my balls so I could tone it down a notch or two.

It's the future. Fetus's are genetically enhanced to be beautiful and NEARLY impervious to infection and disease...with the exception of alien infection of course.

Expensive equipment. A little armor isn't a bad idea.