“Although I will assure you that inside their heads, if you could spectate, that would be quite a sport.’

If you asked me to imagine Satan’s sperm, that’d be it.

Dude, it’s almost an exact replica, with a few differences here and there.

Re gays:

Your dark knight belives gay people are sent by satan, has continued the policy of covering up for child abuse and despiet making pretense about caring about the environment, refuses to entertain birth control even though that would have a HUGE effect on stopping over population and poverty in developing countries,…

He (or his people, really) simultaneously tweet in 9 languages. @pontifex is just the English language twitter feed. There’s also:

Yea I think there are actors from both continents that nail it. But some people have a real sensitive ear to accents. So I get it.

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -

I’m not outraged. I could care less if you or anyone else lets their kids get run over. And the concept of a play-street is just too stupid for words.

That’s because those gearboxes are usually a 117:1 gear reduction ratio for lots of torque. You can’t add too much power to them since it’s only nylon gears inside.

Poster fails to watch entire video, ends up looking like an ass.

Move to Canada. Canadian Tire Money is a perfectly acceptable eBay payment method.

Step one: Get out of bed

Take her advice:

Can I resurrect this meme?

I feel the same way. I heard about how badass they were ahead of time and when I finally caught up on the books my only thought was "that was it?" They're basically the GoT version of Boba Fett.