Dear God did I need that. I am currently in the middle of The World's Stupidest Argument with three full-grown adults about whether I am a member of the Illuminati not, (my position: IllumiNOTi,) and whatever is going on in that broadcast both makes me not want to rip my eyelashes out for a fraction of a second.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. Absolutely fantastic.

assholes like you are why the highway fucking sucks. "Oh I can handle it, I'm a good driver" nearly got me killed on the highway cause 2 assholes in ricers decided flying through traffic at 80+ when everyone else was doing 30. Fuck you and fuck everyone that thinks like you. You wanna race? Go to a fucking track and…

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

When I was 8 (ish), I won tickets to go and see The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers live in Birmingham, here in the UK. It was, and pretty much remains, the most impressive thing I've ever won. When the day finally came for me and the family to take the 100 mile trip down there, the BBC weather service warned that a…

You should be able to buy whole chickens for around $1 per pound. It takes no time at all to cut it up. I usually use the breasts and thighs for one meal (family of 5 here), then throw the rest of the chicken in a pot with carrots, celery and onions for chicken soup for the next night and left overs for lunch. You…

In the middle of my backswing?

Also, think we can play golf with her?

He's sedated. Burns are extremely painful, so he'd be in horrible pain and screaming if he were awake. They knock the koalas out while they clean the burns, inject them with antibiotics and plenty of painkillers before they wake them up.

Uh....

You should have gone to a Catholic school, where touching, and retouching are free!

Isn't Damon Lindelhof the absolute worse? In everything he writes he creates faux-suspense by never bothering to resolve any intrigue he seeded previously, and when he tries, it's always with some sort of metaphysical plot device. He's such a fucking hack. Absolutely terrible.

The writers ruined Promethesus, it was a stunning visual movie and well directed, but Ridley isn't a script or story writer, he never has been. You give him a script like Gladiator, Blade Runner, original Alien which went through sooo many edits, he will give you a masterpiece. You hire the writer of Lost that…

You really can't imagine yourself being a giraffe?? I could! Free your mind, and the rest will follow! Also, my holiday wish for you is multiple O's. I think that's why I look 10 years younger than I actually am. ;-)

After I had my first orgasm, I lost my mind. I have been with my husband over 20 years, and 95% of the time I orgasm. I can't imagine being with someone that long and not feeling that.

It was business. Look back at W I and the use of gas- there have always been horrors in war. Chained cannonballs. Huge horses in spiked shoes to ride over peasants pretending to be infantry. There's a brutal way to go. The Egyptian chariot army was the most lethal thing ever unleashed on Earth by man back in pre Roman…

33 is one of the best pieces of TV ever made.

I know this video was supposed to show how awful she sounds, but compared to every other "isolated vocal track" that has been a complete trainwreck, she actually sounds pretty good.