His own meme backfired on him. Now we think he is the asshole, and we are showing him the door.

Thinking differently from others is fine, but when you voice those thoughts in an insulting fashion while acting in a professional capacity as a company representative, things get a little dicey.

Here lies Sipowitz. He was Ripa-d in half.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

I’m simply pointing out a fact. Men have feelings. The patriarchy humiliates guys for having feelings, and therefore help ensure the preservation of the system of oppresson. If you were an actual feminist, you would know this.

Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Minaj and Taylor?

I don’t get the “most dominant (female) athlete in history” narrative that people spew about Rousey. She is great! She’s a totally impressive athlete who currently dominates in her specific field! But we’re still talking about somebody with only 11 fights to her name. Putting her on the same level as an athlete like…

Hopefully.

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

Dude, it’s almost an exact replica, with a few differences here and there.

Yea I think there are actors from both continents that nail it. But some people have a real sensitive ear to accents. So I get it.

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -

Dear God did I need that. I am currently in the middle of The World's Stupidest Argument with three full-grown adults about whether I am a member of the Illuminati not, (my position: IllumiNOTi,) and whatever is going on in that broadcast both makes me not want to rip my eyelashes out for a fraction of a second.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. Absolutely fantastic.

assholes like you are why the highway fucking sucks. "Oh I can handle it, I'm a good driver" nearly got me killed on the highway cause 2 assholes in ricers decided flying through traffic at 80+ when everyone else was doing 30. Fuck you and fuck everyone that thinks like you. You wanna race? Go to a fucking track and…

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

You should be able to buy whole chickens for around $1 per pound. It takes no time at all to cut it up. I usually use the breasts and thighs for one meal (family of 5 here), then throw the rest of the chicken in a pot with carrots, celery and onions for chicken soup for the next night and left overs for lunch. You…

In the middle of my backswing?