I look forward to your ”shitboxing around the world” series where you land in a foriegn locale, fix up some hopeless case, and then soak in some local culture before ditching the thing.

Has nothing to do with the city. In fact, the city’s citation just ended up being a great way for me to create a successful (and controversial series) of stories about government overreach (or resident selfishness—you decide!).

They didn’t “miss” something the person didn’t ask for. 

Hmmm, a Ford for fording...

All it needed was a theme to be the world’s first DONK.

That front grille looks real close to the old Saviano Scat from 1960.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Great read. Thanks for writing.

HOW ARE YOU STILL EMPLOYED? RUN ON SENTENCES HAVE NEVER WON A PULITZER. I AM EMPLOYING THE MAGARY YELLING TECHNIQUE HERE BECAUSE NOTHING SEEMS TO GET THROUGH TO YOU.

Seriously though, how many non-spiteful non-shithead writers could deadspin pull from any decent companies to replace this man. It’s a disgrace. You are…

I get extremely angry every time I click on an article from the deadspin Twitter only to find you’ve written it.

Billy my man.....you’re approaching levels of insufferable that only Phil Mushnick has reached. 

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

I live in Colorado, and this is one of the worst parts about living here. People do this and it’s fucking disgusting, this should be a felony

Billy can’t figure video out - he only understands 10,000 word essays that describe every frame in detail.

I mean...it’s pretty clear. 

In my mind, Peugeot launched a counter to the Scout 1976 South America tour with their own rival.

Normally I’m 100% all in on whatever Torch suggests on these becasue he’s insane in all the right ways when it comes to cars, but I think I actually love the Nissan President idea.

Congratulations, Mr. FrailBlazer, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Toyota which this lovely lady will deliver when you find out where the hell you are.

Oh fuck off with that nonsense. You don’t need to see the car they “designed and built and manufactured” because they’re not claiming that they can do those things. The “I’d like to see you do better” argument is the scum on the bottom of the cesspit of bad defenses against criticism. Tesla’s stated purpose is to…