I was walking my dog the other day and someone had left a doggie bag filled with shit along the road. In other words, they had curbed their dog, but didn’t bother to complete the process. It’s not even the only time I’ve come across a shitbag in the road. Why would you do this? Why would you bag the shit but not throw…

In the later rounds of many football/soccer cup competitions, two teams face each other twice (once home, once away) for the chance to advance to the next round. The team who scores the most goals (or if goals are equal, scores the most away goals) over the two games advances. This two game matchup is called a “tie.”…

Thanks!

Just a little somethin’, somethin’ I whipped up.

That’s the satire part of it.

Thanks $skay! I haven’t turned into a vampire yet!

Blink. Blink. Blink.

https://youtu.be/J0PZopsh5tQ 

To add to this, my partner got us in the habit of cleaning our house right before we leave for vacation as well. It’s wonderful to come home to a clean house.

Canadian Carpool Karaoke is intense.

Apparently it doesn’t work if you’re touching yourself

Alternate headline: Road Raging Ding-Dong loses one Thong

I’ll pretend you were asking me. The Tiger by John Vaillant.

“Trucking” somebody has to be one of the best words in any sport. What else ranks?

I’m looking at used Chevy Colorado/GMC Canyons in the $10,000 or under range for commuting and light weekend home-fixer-upper runs. Should I be looking at other small pickups, or are there any years to especially avoid?

They allowed the second fewest goals in the league. Not sure how that’s a bottom-half defense.

EDIT: Is my name good already made this comment. http://jalopnik.com/1794311416

Isn’t a wagon always the answer?

Apparently it’s fine for a catcher to use pine tar http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/k-zone/article41756748.html

To his neighbors: