This is the perfect vehicle to drive while crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women.

Road-head activated turbo boost. You come... and GO!

I once had a lady call me a week after buying my 1994 4Runner to ask “Is this the one that’s air conditioning doesn’t work?” Yes, yes it is. Just like it said in the ad and like I told you when you test drove and bought the rig.

Fix the red jeep, white jeep and J10. Lose the Honda and the Moab project—sure it was only $600 bucks but that thing sounds and looks like an absolute disaster. Why not turn the white jeep into a nice Moab rig, keep the red jeep for daily driving nostalgia, and have a kickass J10 for hauling whatever needs a pickup…

A kart for the road? Just go for it

Yet another case of East Coast bias in the media—I just finished wiping the crumbs off my pants from my mid-morning muffin.

Let’s make this happen.

Let’s make this happen.

Water skiing, cowboy hat, ripped jeans, hoochie coochies—this is the greatest country music video.

Illuminati bro.

I know these aren’t cars, but I’m pretty sure delivery truck wasn’t the original intent for scooters.

This should get the idea across...

What I’d like to know about Russell Wilson’s terrible Instagram photos with Ciara is…who’s taking them? Do they have a handler trailing them at all times?

Officer Stacy’s body camera captured the whole thing, and it’s pretty alarming.

Let’s rolllll olll

OK WELL FOR TODAY’S SAFETY TIP FOR THE STUPID AND THE TERMINALLY INCLINED: PUTTING AN ELBOW ON AN OPEN, FLAMING HEAT SOURCE WITH YOUR BARE HAND IS A GOOD WAY TO ENSURE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY OF YOUR OWN ARM LEFT BELOW THE ELBOW.

That’s why they need the MCFLY device to pull off a proper fistbump.

Now to design a Misaligned metaCarpus Fistbump Laser-realignment for Youths (MCFLY).