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If Crocs were a vehicle, this is what they’d look like.

Thanks for the excellent story, David. Deadspin, keep features like this coming!

This horse-powered car is pretty damn weird

Reno-Gazette Road Barron goes on Rampage in Renegade!

The Russian soccer player on the 3 Beers Light label has to be Andrey Arshavin

If you have Internet access at work (I’m assuming you do) how about learning a new language online (duolingo or something like it)? On that note, hit up youtube and start doing tutorials for almost anything computer related you’re interested in. I did some great InDesign and Photoshop ones recently.

How about a jump to the past in our post-apocalyptic future? Steam car, maybe? That would get rid of the reliance on the now common fuel systems. As far as maintenance and stuff goes, there should be plenty of scrap lying around to kludge something together that will get the job done.

For your birthday, here’s a certified Intergalactic Driver’s Permit, so you’ll be good to go as soon as Elon Musk finishes his Tesla Rocket Pickup.

Putting a Hitler ‘stache on a Volkswagen seems like an even worse decision.

Robbie Madison should have just used one of these for his Teahupoo mission.

So, we’re gonna bust a cap in that ast?

Well, of course... It’s a BEETLE. Beetles got wings, yo. Plus they can do that water thing

High desert rain—a crisp and refreshing mixture of sagebrush, earth, and juniper.

That sound like grinding and popping cartilage when the CV joints are going bad.

Skip “The Sauce” Bayless.

That’s great to know. Thanks for the heads up!

That rear end reminds me of a goblin sharks mouth

I’ve owned a Dodge pickup, Ford Escort, Toyota 4Runner, Honda Accord, and now a Subaru Legacy. In my experience, the foreign cars were/are just as easy to work on as the domestics.

That’s great to hear. I was wondering if it was more mental than anything. Thanks for the advice.