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Based on goals and assists, C. Ronaldo and Messi are actually pretty even: Ronaldo has 268 goals and 87 assists in his career (1 year longer than Messi) and Messi has 242 goals and 88 assists. So I think the argument about who is better comes down to what type of person/athlete you prefer. C. Ronaldo is a big,…

trying again

I'll just leave this here.

I'd like to stick my torpedo in that Bismarck Bimbo, if you know what I mean.

JoePa was always half the man his name was.

Slayton's using his former connections to cash in with new career opportunities? I guess you could say he's LINkedIn.

Dean Lombardi's trophy will be much less timeless.

"Hey girl, want to hook up? My penis is 0.1 yards long."

Those Bradys always come in bunches.

We’re Red, White, And Blue And Our Name Is Patriots. How Can You Hate Something Like That?

How it went in the basket. I really wasn't impressed

"I got bored with being 'The Fence' because it was so easy for me to stop people over the years. When you're stopping people every single time, what else are you going to do but get bored? It caught up to me."

It was either that or "Racism for Dummies."

Sadly, swaggering, genuflecting Ho Hos weren't enough for Hostess to overcome its doubters.

>>"Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow,…

Can you be affected by second-hand steroids? 'Cause it sure looks like his ears have been juicing.

Isn't letting me edit the comment, so here's the link: [i.imgur.com]

Nazi Shark would be happy to know that someone over on reddit found Hipster Hitler.