If everyone is overweight, then isn’t that the new normal weight?

Is it possible to just simply enjoy something

It was this guy all along!

I’ve always assumed that the idea was to eventually tell them about and slowly let them eat from the Fruit of Knowledge. The Snake gave them too much knowledge too fast and it ruined them.

Is this the Lt. Surge origin story?

That would be a great April Fools special edition comic.

Or even better: Just have the AI blame automation too. The AI will be smart enough to know the listeners don’t know it’s an AI.

Somewhere out there is some guy who didn’t even go to the hospital while his wife was giving birth because he had to work.

The fact that she’s even at #3 in the actual results is not good.

The Gawker law suit was fucked no matter who you supported. You either support millionaires squashing free press or you support millionaires squashing freedom of privacy.

satire loses it’s edge if you’re directly profiting off the same group of people?

The controls on the remaster are exactly the same as the normal version.

There’s a whole lotta Progressive people who keep getting held back by Regressives.

Nah, he wouldn’t have congratulated her. He would’ve called on his armed goons to “take back their country” and there would have been yahoos like Paul Bundy causing trouble all over the country.

Maybe we’ll get more car commercials. >_>

That actually sounds good.

Don’t mind if I do!

Wouldn’t it make more sense for him to be Blue XIII or something like that?

“How can I be real if my memories aren’t real?”

Not gonna lie, Black Sephiroth looks really good.