Not always.

I sincerely do not give the slightest fuck how many push-ups Bidan can do and am dismally disappointed that anyone would even bring it up.

“If we deprive them of money, they’ll be much more employable.”
“If we deprive them of healthcare, they won’t become sick.”
“If we jack up their taxes, they’ll all get raises.”
“The longer we beat them and the more of them we randomly kill, the more they’ll love and appreciate us.”

“How To Make The Justice System Look Like A Protection Racket” by William Barr.

I respect the police. I do. Seriously.

“Broken in the middle of nowhere.”

Aerodynamics. On the moon. lol.

If the NYPD were the NRA this would be a case of howling like a lunatic because the populace asked for a limitation on ammunition... for cap guns.

A stab in the back? I’m surprised (delighted?) they didn’t call it a lynching.

Welcome to Vulture Capitalism. Saddle it with debt, drive it into the ground, and let the creditors eat their losses that are your profits.

Commenting appears to be shut down on Barf Bag. I suspect Jezebel is the next on the chopping block with The Root following close behind.

Or rat shit. Whichever.

First Splinter disappears in a puff of smoke. Now DeadSpin’s death rattles. Those writing and editing for Jezebel must already have their resumes fluffed, folded, and ready to hit the Outbox, seeing as this site seems to be the next most political of the G/O group.

Mother nature, especially if you live on the prairies. Using anything else as a leafblower out here is a sisyphean task at best.

Mother nature, especially if you live on the prairies. Using anything else as a leafblower out here is a sisyphean…

Innnnteresting question.

A few of us have attempted to perform some voodoo on Splinter’s corpse.

Honestly, I do believe I’d accept a round to the buttock just to see that Infarction in Chief in an orange jumpsuit.

SS protection for life

... what we are witnessing here - a lynching.

No, no, no. Not all that shit. The righteous and moral uplifting of a president oppressed and downtrodden! That’s what we’re witnessing here.