At first blush I’d say not a broken leg. He put weight on it immediately as he got up. Likely some mangled tendons and/or torn muscle, though - ambulatory but NOT happy.

There’s a basic assumption underlying this system that’s false: one car, one driver. What does it learn when the car is shared in a family?

Feature, not bug.

My brain is more like a barbequed omlette. No, not an omlette barbequed in a pan, A BARBEQUED OMLETTE.

What about spaghetti?

He’d have to become sentient first.

It’s never too early to start drinking.

... find some gadget that makes a high-pitched noise...

... I asked my manager what position he wanted me in... he said on all fours.

He got seared a little too long on the one side before they flipped him over.

I long for a day when we’ll be able to have nice things again. Hopefully it won’t require a blood soaked revolution.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The original BBC series, especially. Better yet, have them read the books!

Yeah, it sounds like a lot for that, but you have to factor in:

Wow! A house that’s just like Barbie herself! (Hollow, lifeless, empty, plastic version of what some executive thinks women dream of, though if they were to actually have that actual experience they would soon discover the pathetic, soulless hell of “all perk, no substance” and begin a long, desperate re-examination…

Did you read my last paragraph?

It is exactly assault... under the law. For a (probably) bored middle schooler on a field trip to a museum it’s a prank. Lots of pranks that children pull are technically illegal. Do you want to put the kid in prison, or shall I?

Who is this “we” you speak of?

Do the zombies sparkle yet?

Shall we go with Zeno’s Reparations? Give half of one’s remaining net worth daily?

So here’s a question: