Yeah, it sounds like a lot for that, but you have to factor in:

Wow! A house that’s just like Barbie herself! (Hollow, lifeless, empty, plastic version of what some executive thinks women dream of, though if they were to actually have that actual experience they would soon discover the pathetic, soulless hell of “all perk, no substance” and begin a long, desperate re-examination…

Did you read my last paragraph?

It is exactly assault... under the law. For a (probably) bored middle schooler on a field trip to a museum it’s a prank. Lots of pranks that children pull are technically illegal. Do you want to put the kid in prison, or shall I?

Who is this “we” you speak of?

Do the zombies sparkle yet?

Shall we go with Zeno’s Reparations? Give half of one’s remaining net worth daily?

So here’s a question:

To be expected, I suppose, what with venture capitalist ownership, writers either fleeing or getting axed, Splinter disappearing completely in the middle of the night without notice or archive....

“It has come to our attention that an unauthorized video was shown in a side room at #AMPFest19. This video was not approved, seen or sanctioned by the #AMPFest19 organizers. The organizers of #AMPFest19 were not even aware of the video until they were contacted by the NYT.”

EACH?!?!?!?

Hey, man. That ice cream was loaded (with yummy goodness) and she feared for her life! Y’know... clogged arteries, weight gain, diabetes, and such....

On the assumption my starring of you has been Kinja’d:

Arrested for loitering on one’s own property - private property, and no complaint to the police to instigate the arrest.

Referring to is not the same as naming. She didn’t name anyone. Who, exactly, was bullied who is not also a rapist?

What is this, Merica or a third-world country?!

Fuck it. I’d hold my nose and vote for Klobuchar if it came to that in the general.

1/2 oz. Bullshit - runny, bleached white
8 oz. Horse piss - fermented for 70 years
12 drops Tanning spray
1/2 oz. Used KFC deep fryer fat

Your master dealmaker at work, folks!

Maybe America still has a lot of work to do.