Third picture (at the very least.): Yeah, that looks like viable moat territory, what with water’s insistence on finding its own level and all.

And the Pope may have shit in the woods.

It’s truly sad that I didn’t recall this - one of my favorite movies.

“May” have lied?

I would prefer an elected GOVERNMENT, but what the fuck - a repeatedly elected president for life (because he’s outlawed the opposition) sounds pretty great.

Oh, my.

President Trump is the last hope for white people.

The line forms on the left.

Maybe I know a guy who has a loaner.

Thought he was shot but heard no shot. (Because there wasn’t one.)

I smell a distinction without a difference.

Yeah, but the flamethrower is reusable and gasoline is less than half the price.

It remains to be seen whether or not they’ll blow it.

President Trump: “There was no pressure.”

I like the cut of your jib.

Nope. Neither, thanks.

He didn’t want the job.* He wanted to set up a cable channel devoted to complaining about whomever was in power. It would have had no political leaning other than “against.”

Let me guess. That’s a chicken sandwich he’s holding

It’s not the existence of royalty that makes us peasants. It’s the abject poverty.

It’s not the existence of royalty that makes us peasants. It’s the abject poverty.