Meh. Toss it on the pile of other shit he doesn’t believe:

The SENATE!?!?!? Did Mitch falling into a coma not make the news???

I’m getting quite tired of his 11-dimensional game of pin-the-tail-on-the-amoeba.

... all things being relative, of course, as we’re talking about a need to impeach the President of the United States of America.

It takes a week to release an unredacted transcript.

Trump could fuck up tic-tac-toe...

Is it not simply a feedback loop?

As sick burns go, that’s third degree Ebola.

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this.

... this framework is a vision...

Y’know... I’ve been so exhausted on occasion that I possibly could have been considered impaired on my drive home. Never did walk into the wrong apartment, though.

“They are wrong because - precisely because - they are not us.”

Somewhere in the administration is the poor soul who hit “Send” on this one, assuming they made a mistake on who got included in the distribution list. They are likely not long for the unemployment line due to monumental stupidity making Trump look bad.

I dunno... a couple of minutes with a flamethrower should do the trick. Cheap, quick, and simple.

“Your Honor, I only raped her maybe three times and only, like, raped her a little bit each time. It’s not like I really raped her at all. Yeah, I tied her down and threated her with a gun, but that was days before I raped her. Totally unrelated.”

... and one is enough, thanks.

cause, you know, Jesus was huge on harassing people

It emphasizes basic decency...

... and then you’ll call it “Western Camoflage” and demand they be detained, searched, quarantined, imprisoned, deported, and shot - not necessarily in that order.

“Whatever This Is”