From now thru the election, let’s secure his real estate legacy by referring to these Despicable Concentration Camps as TrumpCamps!

Like that’s a surprise?!?

“It’s not torture because we told you it’s not torture.”

This would be the most opportune time for the entire press corps to:

Fingers crossed Doug Evans won’t be a racist dick seven times in a row, and that Judge Loper won’t encourage him.

The bully’s withdrawal: Look at me, so magnanimous as to not go through with punching you in the face after you whined about me taking your lunch money... now give me a medal for it!

Ease up there, Tex. Keystone XL is, in my completely disregarded opinion, completely unnecessary. His government has just approved the Transmountain pipeline - also completely unnecessary. I say this as a worker in a tarsands-adjacent industry. (Yeah, you read that right: TARsands.)

Let them walk. The Democrats have done so previously and I see it as a legitimate form of protest.

It was my great honor to host Canadian Prime MinisterJustin Trudeau.

The Patriot Act is why we can’t have nice things.

Kids these days don’t know how awful they have it.

“If it wasn’t for this witch hunt, I’d be winning... but I’m winning.”

Q: What’s that sound?

They’re not outlawing abortion. They’re outlawing local abortion. Need an abortion? Go to the next town over - the one not stupid enough to expose itself to massive legal liability.

Take your star, you infirm child of unmarried parents.

So basically a wooden jackhammer to the back of the skull?

Sure, but let’s try very, very hard for this not to come to fruition.

Just another plank of the platform. The goal is to have women all at home, pregnant, and under control. (Barefoot strictly optional, but preferred.)

Grand, sweeping exception if worn with a tuxedo.

There is no Left in the U.S.