What the fuck is an “egg farmer?” Last time I checked you don’t, like, plant a chicken in the ground and find an egg tree in a few months.

1 To comment is to suck up? Does that mean you were sucking up to me?!? I think not and I don’t think you do either.

Oh, I’m sorry. Was I supposed to cure all the world’s problems?

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Sympathy, not empathy. Completely.

The Republican Party doesn`t hate democracy. (Bear with me.)

Probably not, but would do unspeakable things to his larynx.

“We very likely have a shitty, harrassing and abusing culture. We don’t like that it exists but we don’t expect to be able to change it. We expect that you will rightfully call us out on it. Firing everyone contributing to or passively accepting our shitty, harrassing and abusing culture would cause us to lose far to…

And when it isn’t a Nissan Rogue... it’s still a Nissan Rogue.

That’s, like, five people

What do I know about branding, maybe nothing (but I did become President!)

Don’t be confused. She’s black, but she’s blue first.

It’s Eric. If he told me that the sun rose in the East this morning I’d demand third party verification and tangible proof, minimum.

Someone define the “Deep State” to me.

We’ll need proof that he isn’t/hasn’t. Followed up immediately with a lobotomy so we never have the ability to recall it.

Well he said Wikileaks... buuuuuuut did he mean Wikipedia...?

Let us work together to build a culture that cherishes innocent life.

tomorrow he could shoot someone on Madison Ave and get to 62%

The country is full, eh? So he’ll be ordering the killing of any newborns in excess of the death rate, right? “Want a baby? Kill whoever that kid is replacing.” Gives new meaning to “The Purge.”

Of course he sees her as a terrorist. She’s not white, has an opinion (any opinion,) isn’t Christian, and isn’t barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. I’m quietly confident that when the FBI arrested him, he probably asked - out loud, no less - “What for?!?”