A Republican with a dream is equal to a nazi with a final solution.

My, my, but this would be an enormously juicy campaign promise to run on, wouldn’t it?

Here’s an idea. It would work for both the House and Senate. No vote shall pass unless 50%+1 of each of Republicans, Democrats, (insert any other future party/parties here,) and independents yote in the affirmative. Yeah, that’s right. If you can’t convince 50% of each opposition group to vote for your measure, it…

And thus, we continue not to have nice things.

So I was right... and wrong. Schroedinger’s comment, I guess?

BECAUSE HE GODDAM WELL SAID SO!!!1!!1!2

“I know a lot about wind,” he added.

of course it was the latter

TRIGGER WARNING! Holy fuckin’ hell!

“Perfect for bathing in the blood of virgin peasant girls from the village.”

Meanwhile, the Senate majority leader continues to deny that anything is wrong with this administration, nor entertain even the very notion of investigating anything at all. When the Constitution’s guard dog keeps rolling over to have its belly rubbed....

It’s like making a Cesar salad with all the appropriate ingredients, but adding in Froot Loops, marmelade, coconut chunks, and peanut butter and “tossing” it all using a ball peen hammer, a fire axe, rusty pruning shears, and a weed whacker. The results contain recognizable pieces of food but it is by no means…

Not those kinds of bad things. Actual bad things. (But I like where you’re going with this....)

Let me just give you a little secret: security is more important to me than trade. I’m totally prepared to do it.

“Hillary wanted to put up WIND! Wind.”

That depends on where you reside. North Carolina? Not well.

We’re all going to die!

... big clown head...

lifetime Secret Service protection

I think we just found the White House’s leaker.