Next up: “Winter”peg, Manitoba.

Is “racist” an ethnicity? ‘Cause that shit clearly needs a good cleansing.

I thought you weren’t supposed to bring it up...

... asking whether he feels “a responsibility as president to bring the nation together?”
“I do,” Trump replied. “I think I am, in a certain way, bringing it together. I can tell you that a big portion of this nation is united like it’s never been united before.”

Trump then went on to brag about how great his administration has been for different groups, race by race.

Shits From His Mouth

Hey! Enough with the negative waves, man!

There’s a Abbott & Costello routine buried in this somewhere...

Let’s just say that the cops’ account seems... suspect. Occam would like a word with them.

I’ll wait for the forensics regarding gunshot residue. (Not that I trust the cops not to supress, lose, or taint such evidence if they collect it at all.)

Re: header photo,

Well this version of events should be easily enough proven, right? Put another teenage girl of the same physical description in the seat of a like car, hands cuffed and a gun in, say, the glovebox (which miraculously went unsearched while looking for contraband?!?) and see if she can get the thing aimed at her mouth,…

If you believe that, have I got a story for you! It involves a virgin giving birth, cultists, and a guy rising from the dead.

He’s a narcissist! Hello! If it doesn’t affect him or his perception of himself directly, it’s of no consequence.

He’d go full Fraser Anning for sure, given half a chance.

in Lubbock, where there’s real winter

Archive this one. You can do a copy/paste in nine years - #StephonClarke: Ten Years Later, There Is Still No Justice and No Peace.

“Regardless of political ideology, you cannot link the actions of a maniac and the workings of a maniac to any politician, left or right.”
- Jedediah Bila

I believe the phrase is: “Picking the fly shit out of pepper.”

Ah, the sweet, sweet sound of unearned privilege being revoked.