aren't biathletes banned from this year's games?

Peyton: [Chooses Spinal Stenosis Foundation]

I will donate $500 to his foundation every time he shouts "Giselle sucks pussy."

(Angrily tears up Super Bowl ticket)

This is one of the risks and complications of banding all of the suits into one.

Most of the big athletic programs are already privately funded. There's more public money in professional sports than in collegiate.

They put a very, very strongly worded statement on their Geocities page, too. It's right next to the dancing baby GIF they added last week.

It's probably the de-friending on their official Friendster account that hurt the most.

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

bbwaa@aol.com

Tom Glavine pitched to Barry Bonds a couple times. Disgraceful to elect someone who associated with known PED users.

At the end of the night, these goddamn kids have gone through so many plates and cups and spoons that the dishwasher is ready to suffer an inguinal hernia. It's more crowded than a fucking nightclub in there.

Bad shaving has also been reported

Well, I can tell you that the Titans fans are thrilled to see him go. I talked to the other 3 last night, and we're all fucking ecstatic.

If Munchak had received a New Deal in Tennessee it's almost certain there would have been some authority.

Oh please. The refs let both teams play and only called the most egregious illegal contact on receivers. Please remember the face-mask penalty against Bakhtiari that killed a TD drive and made them settle for a field goal—when both Bakhtiari and the defender were grabbing each others' face-masks. It should have been a…

dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna BAMA.

Actually, most of the money was spent re-doing the interior decorating as for some reason they couldn't find a competent professional

The Bears were just secretly hoping that giving Cutler such a sweet, sweet deal would kill him.