that should end the speculation

"But but you said you liked her vintage clutch!"

nope - just "drugs"...no reason to distinguish...they are all the same

"What should we say?"
"Drugs...go with drugs"
"What? Are you crazy...we can't say she is a junkie..."
"Ok - let's go with Pot...no one cares about pot."
"Does it do that to people?"
pulls out 1982 anti-drugs campaign videos

"Who's the pitchers in this game."...I plan on ending all my stories this way from now on. Thanks!!

by the way - this isn't Broadway style. This is lounge singer style...straight up SNL Sweeney sisters.

how could you forget straight too

surprised they didn't all immediately apologize...that would be so Canadian.

the irony of their official statement is hilarious.

"complaints lodged with the government"

Since when do young Texas boys grow up playing sissy sports like lacrosse and not football!! Case dismissed!

can't believe he picked Kansas...

"I made up some story about grandma being sick and got out of the dog house. I'm going straight to hell."

if they were fighting for the right to dress "like boys"...the support would be here. Clearly the desire to dress "like girls" is a lesser fight.

"My feeling is that if there's any risk that the vaccine is associated with autism, then we should delay the vaccine during this vulnerable developmental window,"

then add in the new factor of dyed pasta...

The sad thing about this story is the class was graded on a curve...correctly

there are a lot of traditional artists out there who wish they were treated as bad as Wu Tang

i believe the proper term to use these days is "Thugs"...white people know what you mean then...and you don't need to use skin color.

put the laser on the outside of the upright - vaporize any ball that touches it...problem solved!